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Join us March 17th at 5:30pm for our Annual Shortest St. Patrick’s Day Parade in VA. We will begin at Church Street at the Garden next to the Clifton Forge School of the Arts. The sound of bagpipes will then accompany us across the street to the Masonic Amphitheatre for our always exciting “Ugliest Knees” competition! Be sure to wear your best kilt, shorts, or baggy pants so you can join in on the fun. Be sure to take a selfie with the awesome Love Sculpture before heading inside to the Underground to enjoy snacks and a cash bar (fancy a green beer?)